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shuang you are spastic

2009-06-23T09:37:00.006+08:00

SHUANG2

waahaHHAhha.... i have no idea whether im laughing or crying now.....
to see your reply in your blog... i realli dunno to laugh or cry to have you as my sister sia....

and your stupid email of my 'back', i can imagine ur voice Eeeeeeeeee~~ God Bless you. Eeeeeeee with the STUPID ANNOYing FACE!!

and your name realli suits you alot sia... you are DAM SPASTIC... tats y u are called SHUANG.... SHUANG SPASTIC! which make me look very stupid toking to you liddat.... we comment in FB still not enough.... now still reply each other via blog..

ANYway, realli ah? send the letter as it is meh"? isnt it abit rude?
you got see my salutation anot ah? or u too stupid to understand...
I wrote Dear Mary leh.... not Dear Mary Chia. Im trying to sound nasty sia.
dont need to edit into a more formal letter meh?

EH SERIOUSLY la! stop replying each other in blogs le la.... realli very stupid sia... go home then say la.. ahHHhah.

see im so furious abt wat stupid mary did to me tat i came blogging after a year or a so!

oh and psst!!
as i scroll down ur page i wanted to know wat is so ANNOYING and ended up reading the whole paragraph!!
which made me FULLY ENTERTAINED By ur PLIGHT! haahhah
(and im warning you,. DONT gloat on mine!!)

My complain letter to Mary Chia

2009-06-22T14:28:00.010+08:00

My Complaint Letter to Mary Chia
FOR TORTURING ME AND MAKING ME PAy for it!!!!

Dear Mary (chia),

I wish to raise upon your attention of the really bad experience I've encountered in one of your outlets which I find my money spent was really not worth it!

I was being tricked (I tried to find a subsitute for this word, but no other words can express my anger more appropriately) by one of your (china) consultant after my facial to do the stupid gua sha.
cos she said it will release toxic from my body and lighten my face n body pimple scars... (this was after i told her i had to go bintan next week and need to wear swimming costume)

she did mention it will be abit painful during the treatment but i will feel relieve immediately after that. and marks will disappear in 3 days.. so it wont affect my bintan trip.

Anyway, the important point is she said it will not hurt abit after the treatment.
HOWEVER, I am in immense pain now after 20 hours of the treatment that I cant even wear my (under)garments properly without feeling tormented!

I seek your serious attention to this matter for causing my sufferings and disrupt me from being able to go for work.

Lastly, I had made a deposit of $50 for (3+2 times) facial in your century square outlet. Now I sincerely wished I could get it refunded full amount as I have no faith anymore in addition to poor customer services I received during the past month.

However, I wish to compliment all facialist as I have no bad experience with them until now. My facialist especially (Zoe), was very thoughtful and friendly to both me and my sister (who went under my package).

Finally, attached please see a photograph of my back in the miserable state and please tell me its normal. Because I did my research on the internet and evidence says that there will not be any incurred pain after the treatment AND in most situation, it will be red (raw) marks and not PURPLE!! (I was being thought as self-abused.) and i constantly have the feeling of being conned of every minute since i woke up this morning that urged me to write this letter to you.

Mary_Chia_did_this_to_me

and caused me in dwell....
(you wanna knoe wat a dwell is? I'll tell u wat's a dwell !
its A BUNCH OF DEVILS WELLED UP IN HELL!!!!!! AAAARRRRHHH!!)

Regards,
lifang,Lim

some videos to kill the bore

2008-05-19T11:38:00.008+08:00

some might have seen this video oredi.

BUT I STILL FIND IT FUNNY

Model Falls, News Anchors Laugh Their Asses Off

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i found this while arranging my photos. **how sweet <3**

PLUS

additional $20 angbao each from some of the doudous.

pangpang present for being a lovely & adorable 19yr-old <=

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"youareblocked.com"

I saw this in my junk mail quite a few times already.

althou i have no intention n uninterested to find out who blocked mi, i still open the mail to find out whether it REALLY is a virus as I'd suspected it to be.

But hotmail virus-filtering thing blocked the content.

so i decided to google "youareblocked.com"

the results returned were mostly tech support, n of cos, http://www.youareblocked.com/

I found a site that might be helpful, it describe briefly wat it is about.
althou some might already know its a 'virus' n wat it does..
no harm reading wat others said right.

http://chocolatefan.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/you-are-blocked-sends-emails/

http://chocolatefan.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/you-are-blocked-msn-virusscam/

“You Are Blocked” sends emails
Posted: 10:54 hours (GMT+8)
I received the following email recently.
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Subject: Somebody has blocked you at MSN Messenger‏
From:
noreply@youareblocked.com on behalf of @hotmail.com
Sent:
Wednesday, March 05, 2008 7:53:24 PM
To:
@hotmail.com
You’re Blocked!
A contact has recommended you to enter in www.youareblocked.com.The site allows you to find out who has blocked or deleted you from the MSN Messenger
This e-mail comes to your inbox, since you have been recommended by one of your contacts
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What did I say about not clicking on strange sites?
I guess they’re changing their strategy now. Instead of spamming people through MSN where people can easily figure things out, why not send a harmless-looking email? Most people don’t think twice before forwarding chain-letters, much less clicking a mysterious link.
Links that are sent to you “on behalf” of someone else are hardly worth your time. They are usually sent by websites that your friend joins then for some reason or other decides allow them to access their entire address book by providing their login details. While most websites are harmless and simply want members, hackers and viruses take advantage of this fact to disguise their emails that way.
Easter is coming soon; Be sure that link sent by a greeting card websites really leads to it! When in doubt, check out the website’s reputation through a search-engine before clicking it.

COS I KEEP RECEIVING THIS MAIL FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE!
this just means tat ppl keep getting scammed.
think twice when opening an unknown mail (thou this doesnt seem like wat lifang would sae)

bu ting pangpang yan. chi kui zai yan qian ok.

"it doesnt take you more than a minute to google things up when you are in doubt." - quoted from pangpang

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toutou bdae + "KEN LEE" balgarian idol audition!!

2008-04-09T02:00:00.005+08:00

jobless me is back into blogging again...
when i do that... it means i m:
a) realli realli bored right now or
b) the entry im abt to post is realli interesting.

in this case, (b).

Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)

Bulgarian Idol Audition

hHAHAHA!!!
I went kbox last Sun to cele doudou de head(toutou) HUI bdae!!
mi n duck got so excited when singing the part

"tulibu libu douchoo!"

HAHAHAHHAA!!

"Ken Lee" - Improved English and Longer version

This one best!
if u can see/hear..
Audience singing along...
AND HAHA!!!
JUDGE SCREAMING AND CHEERING!

p.s. her armpit dam clean and smooth. hahahhhh

oh and i like the female judge.
she's so sexy when she correct her
"you mean 'without you'"

actually her singing not bad sia, jus tat her pronounciation weird weird. ha

Nxt on the list!
Our toutou(head-head) of doudou, ANG HUI TING, 20th BDAE LE!!!!
and 2 days younger de yj!

(left: hui, right: YJ)
Happy Happy 20th Bdae To U!TO HUI:Dont worry yet.You are not old. Just That Im young.=]I knew u'd like our present.Enjoy ur last yr of receiving this type of present.Bcos..20th means saying g00dBYE to teens!And the beginning of ....A ~~sad~~ NEW AND ~~painful~~ ADVENTUROUS LIFE!
"although u are lingYi(ghostly), You are not overlooked by us..
we can sense ur presense.. and u play a really impt part in doudou.
lim li fang will hold u with high respect and dignity."

[Really hope that we can get to live together in future(when we settle down).
I will cook my Zha Ji and u can float around in the house.
AND I oso hope we can really open our own shop too!]

so long.. my fren,
*pangpang*

2nd ktv with doudou

2008-03-21T20:21:00.008+08:00

got yen to help mi stick on my fake nails..
and its DAM DIFFICULT to type with such stupid long nails!!!

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wed 19mar

s'pposed to go ubin cycle with ihub ppl...
but due to some reasons....
it was cancelled..
or postponed...

and then i was supposed to meet yirong for the whole day....
but den i woke up only at 4:30pm!!!!
and my hp batt died out...

so i was unreachable in the morning... (bcos stupid ethan from recruitexpress kept calling .. at 8+ am in the morning!!)

and finally after dicussing for several weeks to meet up, i only managed to meet yr at abt 5+pm...
we went pasar malam at our hse there and i spent $20 without remembering wat i've bought...

i was realli shooocked to find out i spent so much when i reached home....
but i guess its ok la... since it has been such a long time since ubi last had pasar malam up....
guess ubi ppl dun realli spend on pasar malam..
so they gave up building here already..

and cos yr felt guilty that she only meet me for 2 hrs and had to leave,
(cos she's oso meeting her other fren later...
also for 2 hrs or so..
he is suppose to pass her her pay and fetch her to expo.)

so she suggested that we 3 go out together so she wont feel guilty...
and i haven even finish my $20 worth of food yet and we had to go down already...

her fren drove us to Carpark H and Changi V. after yr finish with her stuff..
i've never been to this 2 places b4... wahhhh
dam thrilled and excited....

and her fren was nice enough to lend mi drive his car!!!
wwoohh~~~
driving for the 1st time w/o passing my FTT at 100km/hr at east coast...
i even went to the highway..... dam shiok!!

and there's a police car at the opp direction when i was driving....
and i didnt know its a police car..
so i wasnt scared at all and continued driving..
hah! but her fren......

got very nervous.. and keep telling mi to drive IN the middle of the lane....

but he still managed to lead me thru w/o getting caught..

and coincidentally!!!
it turns out that he was in the same JC as my 2nd sis!!
my sis and I kept laughing when i told her abt him...

hahhahha

cos he told me he thinks that girl who eat alot have good personalities!!

HAHHAaaahhH!

and yr and I thot of the cj7 girl!!!!
she must have DAM GOOD PERSONALITY!

when i went home..
my sis went to frenster and msg him: hey! actually i oso eat alot.. den i oso have good personalities right!!

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thur 20mar

met up the 'ktvers' of doudou for partyworld session again (duck bdae we went already)

and we were suppose to meet at 3 at orch.. but again..
i woke up late (at 2pm) and saw i got 8 missed call and 5 sms-es...
(its so werid that i did not hear any sound..)

anyway.. i was out of my house at 330pm and only reach there at 5pm!!!
stupid 63 make me wait for 1 dam hour!!
and in the end i walk to the bus stop outside and den 63 came..

DAMMIT!!

anyway... i only had 3hrs of singing... (cos i was 1 hr late)
but its quite fun, as its the 1st time EVERYONE was singing....

even yen!

went to coffee club to have my muddy mud pie after that..

oohhh..~~~

realli missed it!!! so nice!!

but forgotten to take pic of it...

nonetheless.. here are the pics of the ppl...

at coffee club..

aahhhh~~

finally finish typing....

stupid nails....

obstruct my typing...

leave mi with 5 fingers to type...

(cos i pasted only 4....)

ppl kept complaining i did not update...

but no one seems to tag aft i've updated..

whyyyy.....

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bdays and pic-ture!

2008-03-16T06:35:00.005+08:00

it is now 7am in a sunday morning and miss lim li fang is up and awake.

it is exceptionally unusual....

reason being: I CANT GET TO SLEEP!!

and i have to wake up at 9am in order not to be late meeting ju to go fws hse later...
aaaAAAaaaaRRrrrRrrrrRrrGGGggggggg!!!!
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btw, while i was trying to get to sleep, i found out some interesting stuff

there are more and more ppl around me who share the same birthday!
haha!
some even the same year.

unfortunately....
these people did not get to know each other.
its such a shame that i know them and they dunno each other/not very well

here is the list of ppl involved:
(all IFC ppl)

*2dec Zguoliang/clem
*8dec leonard/welong
14dec Tshuhui (sec fren from BIE)
19dec derrick/Cmeiting
24dec hexiaopang(stanley)
28dec felix

and now

18mar Ksongniap/chenjinwei

Lastly,

24nov89 gavin(f702)/
24nov88 lifang(f508)/
24nov87 crystal(BUS)

*This notes that i am not sure of the date, but they DO share the same bdae!
purple ppl are not related but i just wanna list them out=]

(just sth i thot while i cant get to sleep)
i feel like i missed out someone or got the dates wrong...
~~aahhh.. nvm its not my bdae~~ DO tell mi if i got them wrong=]
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PIC-TURE!!
(voice of the lady from the casino at cruise)

hAHhHHAA.....

Out with welong auntie christina and lee SE li!

toilet (short)

toilet (tall - same height!)

se li and auntie sung muay tee kah soh

tee kah soh and me - so happy=]

TKS and mi so engross - singing (either skaterboy or tatayoung song)

wl TKS & se li

welong and TKS - 3 takes

wl and se li - 2 takes

he did this when its my turn!=<
haiz, TKS de ti kah trotter on my face.....=[

they laughing at my "ANTENNA"!!

and becos TKS and me singing too ... ENGROSS in singing.

TKS and me, love song - "in Love with you" - jackycheng & regina

wl cnt stand it - his hand in protest

so PAISEH we take outside cine ..... waaahAHHAHAH

se li TKS and me - 3 takes at escalator

it reads: girl kissing wl butt

Out with se li looking for job

tiramisu at cafe cartel

FREE FLOW butter loaf

muscle and ugly mask

muscle and weird hat

.....END off with ME.......

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duck belated bdae at cine

2008-03-13T17:08:00.004+08:00

After exams and all..
I am finally free to blog.

DUCK BELATED BDAE AT CINE B1 "BBQ CHICKEN" (With ChangMin in the MTV in the restaurant)

$38.90

duck complain her eyes look very small..

so i have to pei he ta...

and we try to have bigger eyes

and duck gives a funny expression
(i think my smile is wider and my eyes are not any bigger)

Look at her={

pigu and yen at the other side of the table

3 pictures with the same pose and they decided to do this:

the latecomers joined in after our dinner: huiting wenting and xueting

but only hui took photo together

and there's THREE unknown heads behind.!
strangers!! hahah=]

its her bdae: duck/ben dan/ jiaying!

belated, therefore, no cake.

but a better present

only yen took photo with her as no one is willing to move.

wat a couple.....

HAHAaH!!!!

Kit arrived last but she doesnt wan any photos of her..

so its the 4 of us again....

day after day.. not even a free day to celebrate happily

2007-11-21T02:32:00.001+08:00

..... while others are slogging away for reports and quizzes and/or projects,
im writing my blog....

here..
get this for my bdae ?

total cost = $3.5k + insurance + etcetc => @ LEAST $4k.

(kenny said his fren is selling white+black, $2.5.. exclusively for HIM only thou..)
*red+black is Nice, NIcer, NICEST!*
but i dun mind getting a white+black if its SO MUCH CHEAPER!
~~got no $$ either way~~

anyway.. i was talking with fei weesiang(wanna noe how he get this name? stay tune)
then he calculated for mi.
if i wanna set aside $1k to get a bike (MoToR), which my dad doesnt allow,
i might as well spend it on a nice (red) bicycle, -$300
and i wanted to get the RED PSP SLIM, -$400,
and i still have some extra cash left for mi, $300.

my (2nd) sis wanted a ds lite, i was thinking of getting it for her..
so.. there goes my $1k.
with no extras for my mini-frodge which i owaz wanted (if i got spare cash)
and no shopping -$$
and no driving lessons -$$
and no tamil language lessons -$$
and everything else.

im in such a BIG/DeeP dilemma of trading 2 'white elephants'[2] to something i've been waiting for .. ....
*count count*
... ...
~~19 yrs~~
18 yrs?

Definations:

[1]FEI weesiang: a term use to call weesiang. (note: not used but use)

[2]A white elephant is a supposedly valuable possession whose cost (particularly cost of upkeep) exceeds its usefulness, and it is therefore a liability.

Origins:

[1]forgotten how it came about. Its during our i.bike Route planning on THUR-Deepavali, that this term arise.

[2]The term derives from the sacred white elephants kept by traditional Southeast Asian monarchs in Burma, Thailand, Laos and Cambodia. To possess a white elephant was regarded (and still is regarded, in Thailand and Burma) as a sign that the monarch was ruling with justice and the kingdom was blessed with peace and prosperity.[citation needed] The tradition derives from tales in the scriptures which associate a white elephant with the birth of Buddha.[citation needed] Because the animals were considered sacred and laws protected them from labor, receiving a “gift” of a white elephant from a monarch was both a blessing and a curse: a blessing because of the animal’s sacred nature and a curse because the animal could be put to no practical use.
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant]
simpler on [http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/410050.html]

i.BIKE Route Planning on Deepavali

i wanted to tok about this but kept forgetting.
other than the fei weesiang thing, another thing that we make fun of was the 'happy deepavali' case.

we were stopping at a traffic light junction.. (think near bugis/little india)
den it suddenly struck mi.
so i told stanley, who was beside mi.
"" eheh.. later u pass by an I*d**n, den u sae...
'heyhei, happy not?'
den he will reply 'happy wat?' *blur*
you "'HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!' ""

waahaha! we were laughing at this 2 things thruout...

i cant realli rmb wat happened after..
... ... ....... ...... ....

~~(i.... wanna quit ihub)~~
~~...~~

i dare not go for bike lessons for another one month or so

2007-11-15T23:01:00.001+08:00

*groaning and moaning*

waaahHH......!!! wwwaaaaahhhhhh!!
AaaahhhhH!!!!

i BTH!!!
2dae kanna scolded by a supposedly kind-and-peaceful instructor...
i owaz thot he is very friendly and good as he is very lenient in grading us..
he owaz pass mi even when i did alot of mistakes...

AND I REALLI liked him as he is one of the few very nice and pleasant instructor who will joke with students..

YET!!! TODAY!!!!!!
HE scolded mi..........!!!!!!!!!!!
wwaaahhhhh~~~~
i totally sinked into a drunkened and unstable state of mind after wat happened.....

wwwaaahhhh~~ my tears burst out uncontrolllably...
i cant stop my legs from wobbling..
my cold sweat keep flooding out of my pale weak body..
my face turned instantly green

this was wat happened.

he was evaluating me and gave mi 20 demerit points and AN immediate failure
however, the passing rate is 16 demerit points.

the IF was: stopped in yellow box after a course.
20 demerit points include: +4pts for not checking blindspot at slope.

BUT!!!!!
i have sufficient reasons to BACK up for this in order to PASS!!!

reasons for IF:
senario, after the course i was about to turn left, but there's a car infront of mi.
so i let it pass.... and proceeded behind it.
just then, it suddenly stopped, and caused me to stop behind it too.
but i DID NOT touch the yellow box!
Ii was RIGHT BEHIND the yellow line ............

reasons for 4 demerit pts,
( THIS SCENE IS STILL IN MY MIND )
after i checked my blindspot and turned my head back,
I caught him just in time to see him turn his head to my direction. I SWEAR.
therefore, resulted in him MISSING MY BLIDSPOT CHECKING!!!!!!!!
and i was already moving off then, so did not check again.

when i told him of this, (which he cut my sentence neatly)
he said this "if u dont respect my colleague and my decision, we also dont respect you"
he then continued "you dont try to question our qualified ....."
"you are very typical.. dont try to argue with us."
*blur* "huh? wat typical?"
"you dont admit your mistakes, I also dont bother to argue with you"
"wat? i got admit wat.. see *point point* this one i admit.. this one.. but realli... just now.."
"dont bother trying la.. *repeat* you dont respect us we also dont respect you"
"wah, y ur face suddenly so black"
"ya la. if you dont wanna admit your mistakes then we also dont wanna argue with you"
"okokkk... sorry sorry sorry srysryrsyrysry i respect you i respect i respect"
"why you so fierce? *stunned* scare me..."
"dont try to argue with us la.. we evaluate wat we see.. dont question us, we are qualified to know wat marks to give you,you are not respecting (our judgement) ..... ..... ....... ...... ...."
"orhorhorhorh.... u very fierce.. scare dao wo.... byebeybeybeybbebeeebebyebybebe"

and ran off...

and my moaning started right after i left.

waaahhh... I have not been scolded for such a long time ..
and i realli realli cannot take it man....
wwwaaahhhh~~ my tears burst out uncontrolllably...
i cant stop my legs from wobbling..
my cold sweat keep flooding out of my pale weak body..
my face turned instantly green...............................
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aaahhh... wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.~~~~~
my emotions suddenly sink to the hollowest well.
my mind and soul is floating in mid-air as i walk back home...
my facial expression is so tighten as thou covered in wax
people look at me and smile looking at my drunkened state while walking.
i couldnt bother as my spirit does not concern about anything else except to recover my frightened soul..

i went into a 'hynotised' mode
brain was blank other then fillings of images of people watching and flashbacks of the surroundings as he blabs...

i am so scared of him now i dare not go back no more...

crystal says:
haha
crystal says:
must go!
FANGus - [! IM NO WEAKLINGS!!!! im strong and fierce!I!]] says:
i m so scared right now i dare nto go back.
FANGus - [! IM NO WEAKLINGS!!!! im strong and fierce!I!]] says:
his face reminds mi of the frightening images

my mind is still not calmed.. I AM NOT AT PEACE!

marilyn birthday, look at juju!!

2007-11-06T00:40:00.000+08:00

hahahah!!

actually too lazy to blog..

but i just received photos for marilyn's b'day last fri, supposedly after dcup event, but it was cancelled due to bad weather and we (weesiang,xiaopang,clement,lyn) slacked thruout the *count fingers* 4hrs ++??

anyway!!! here is the photo.
(only one.) *click to enlarge*

EVERYONE LOOK AT JUJU FACE AND LAUGH!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!

cheryl said we spent $10 playing this??? (50c per game) i cant believe it.. its only a short while.. haha

thou my 'shou hen arm' hahaha

i said this tat time when i wanted to say my arm hen suan! hahah

im the OPTIMIST!

2007-10-18T20:46:00.001+08:00

oh manzz
sch's starting soon and i have no thumbdrive..!! shit..
...~~who is willing to give mi their (2nd-hand) thumbdrive~~....
thumbdrive gone
hp kanna stolen
ext hard disk Crashed right after
hey! wats next man! ~~Am i gonna fall?!~~

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i was having a lil chit-chat with my sis last night.
and we could not agree more to the phrase

the optimist see the doughtnut
and the pessimist see the hole

and almost immediately my sis popped up this question to mi.
"hey, do u know where did the hole go?"
"nope. where?"
"it is being cut out to make doughtnut balls"

WaaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHhahHAA!!!

WELL YES it have.. hahhaa
that is sth we had in common thou.. we dun think deep negatively..
tat is why we owaz get so annoyed and puzzled why do some ppl think in tat ways?
as, there are more than a hundred ways to solve the problem but they are stuck at the point of thinking and planning of worst-case-senario rather than simplifying them...

take for example,
if u are trapped in a room, and u wanna get out from the door.
wat is the obvious thing to do.
try turning the KNOB!!
why would you go banging and pounding urself at it straightaway.

this is the problem with many.. and i realli cannot accept.
if in the 1st place u oredi think straight on the negative.. y bother inviting mi to solve it?

so anyway..
is my spelling for optimist and pessimist correct??

been working as a recep in an angmor-surrounded enviroment,
realli, angmors are a bunch of funny ppl i've ever met.

and the funniest thing happened was when a tall (plastic-looking, who look like he had walked out of a game or anime character) smartly-dressed man asked to book a meeting room when it is fulled out.
and he uttered, "wah-lau.. even the lai-bur-ri is booked, ok lah.. nvm"
WAAHAHHAHA!!!
did u see wat he SAID!!???
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!
i almost burst out laughing the moment he said wah-lau manzz..
althou he's still got a bit of english accent, but the way the angmor speaking is very funny..
HHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHA...!

ok. nvm.. u dun get my joke..

so.. i got to sae.. the cappuncino there is excellent.. and the pantry is huge!
compared to the small one in azure thou.
but. there's snacks and chocs.. haha. and its only the 'last day' tat i decided to courage up(鼓起勇气) n get sth there.. and i managed to 'cop' 2 paks of chips and 3 mini-size choc.

please allow mi to work in this type of environment aft i've graduated...
~~(i promise to exercise at least once a week to shake off the extra calories)~~
hahahhaha.. =D

lizzards are HORRIFYING creatures....

2007-10-05T19:50:00.000+08:00

LIZARDS are by far the most horrifying creatures other than flying cockroaches..

I witness another death of an alien-looking lizard at my kitchen entrance this evening..

As I was in extreme hunger, i cant wait to spread my 'philadelphia' on a nice piece of bread, so i rushed to my fridge, which unfortunately.. is located IN THE KItchen..
I was about to step my right foot into my kitchen floor, tats when i saw the horrifying creature laying motionless RIGHT at the entrance..
its semi-tranparent bloodless body laid there coldly, its eyes looking innocently at me.. its body glow in the rays of sunset, this is where the terrifying scene uncovered..
I STARED right into its "lungs *slash* heart" of black patches WITHIN its tiny body before screaming at the top of my bloodily-cannot-be-seen-thru lungs..

I was terrified by tat yucky scene and until now i can still vividly see it in my mind! i wandered around helplessly and finally sought for help.. i knocked repeatedly at MY Room to realise my bro was SHITTING and locked MY door!!
Not only did he entered MY R00m and LOCKed my DooR, he actually was SHITTING AT THIS VERY CRITICAL POINT OF TIME!!!

i waited helplessly at my living room's sofa, trying to avoid eye contact with the creature..
and finally.. help arrived...

my bro came out and after MUCH PLEADING AND BEGGING.. he finally got a spray and sprayed WATER at the lizzzard.!

he described the lizzzard's lungs to beat rapidly when it was being sprayed..

den.. my bro continued to do his own stuff.... and NEGLECTED THE LIZARD!!!!

again, i had to whine and plead b4 he finally get a 'mosquito baygon' to spray at the lizard.. this time.. he thot "it was dead as it oredi flipped over.."
and he left mi and the dead in the house ALONE....

after a long moment of struggling to get my FOOD, i decided to take a look at it 1st b4 attempting to enter my beloved kitchen..

BUT!!!!!!
just den... i accidently caught it stuggling in agony, his tiny hands swing in circles.. trying to get out of his pain.. (i dun mean to kill it..)

i was so afraid that i ate only plain jacob's biscuit with nothing SPread on it!! dam!
and i dare not stepped into the kitchen until now..
(my mum juz came home and swept it away)

the not-once-in-a-while gatherings we had (part 2)

2007-10-01T18:46:00.000+08:00

ever since I'd posted tat entry.. seet have been calling mi " 丑妞" after every sentence she spoke.. demanding the deletion of those ugly pics..

nonetheless.. i still have to wish her a very belated "happy BirthDAE" in my blog...
althou she had been calling mi all sorts of names for the past 3 years..

Plus all the torturing i've received..
all the irritating (the HAIR)
all the bullying..
all the scolding..

in these 3 years... i've suffered in the evil hands of the demon lord..
not once did i counter-attack her tortures..

becos im a good-nature person, i will not take all those into account..
but one day.. the sound of revenge shall ring....
__________________________________________________________

next.. wenting's birthday..
i've only received a small amt of photos..

dinner-ed at "N0 SignB0ard"-vivo
The Meal Is So Dam ExP-En-SiVe.... we spent a BOMB on it..!!

(n only a few of us... so atmosphere kinda cold..
..... which left her playing with cake alone)

i dunno y is wenting so outcasted.. WHY??
she is the bdae girl!!!

here's the pathetic few.. (plus camera woman ->seet)

and again.. WHERE is the bdae girl??
(she's camera shy)

lastly.. pics below is to apologise for my previous entry of the 'uglies'..

ya.. birthdae girl is camera shy
so.....

and im the only camera-friendly person amongst them.

the not-once-in-a-while gatherings we had

2007-09-27T21:03:00.000+08:00

friends come and go...
but the ones who stayed,
left FOODprints in our hearts..

here are some ppl who spent their most memorable FooD session with me.. and the rest of the others who went for the 'unconstructive-and-expensive' gatherings every month or so...

*****d0ud0u BIRDays 07*****

-JooChiat Celebration

Me and yen Queue-D ONE HOUR!!

-seems like shes the only one taking photo with bdae girl-

represents "XueTing DAO!"
~~(we actually hoped she trip and fall in front of us one day.. HAHHAA)~~

*the duper ex-when-sive watch from levis..

**evil laughsss**:
"huh~ i dun like.. later go change another more EXP de"

"oops.. i think she dun like???"

"SHIT!! waste $$ liao"

(after staring at it for 1 second.. )
i suppose seet is laughing at duck's stupidity (wat else would she laugh at her for?)

"I thot i said NO bdae song~~~
alot of ppl queue-ing up.. so ps---!!"

*Awfully Chocolate' chocolate bdae cake* open by SG Singer: Huang Xiang Yi

ThE AWE-some 'awfully chocolate'
originally plain chocolate tat is rich is cocoa

my dear.. u r not the main

~>uglies~~

--->soloss

l-i-n-g~~ yyiii~ ssshhhaaa0000 nnnuuuuu -the ghost
(hui)

wenting.sss

kitty

kit2

kit3

patsy

???? so many wenting???? ssss

WTH.. no face!?

i am an artist

2007-06-27T16:05:00.000+08:00

i realised i really have talents in drawing..=D

workwork = no life

2007-06-26T09:38:00.000+08:00

(text below is copied from my bro's blog as im lazy to type..
but message is true and nothing but the truth)

hello i work in tampiness east link mall ..

do visit me (:

buy me a drink , make me high.

i will love yu to death.

working hours are ~~11-4~~ 11-9 every ~~mon-fri~~ weekends
~~sat and sun are offs :D~~ weekdays are off

for every 10 dollars yu spend in east link mall

yu get to spin a instan draw

there are fabulous prizes like pen , coffee and tea coupons and tissue papers :D

yes , tissue papers .. fabulous prizes uh?

so quicken ur pace down to east link mall and find me !

and yu stand to win fabulous prizes as above, and yu might be the lucky one!

every 30 dollars yu spend , yu get a LUCKY DRAW

no lahs this time rly is grand draw..

yu wont get tissue papers .. HAHAS

okae the grand prize is....

a 4 days 3 nights trip to HAWAII !!

rmb , yu might be the lucky chap !

-__-

=D i juz discovered this amazing site that uncovered my incredible talents in drawing

http://www.nackvision.com/goodies/animated/

my new Nokia 5700

2007-06-14T16:32:00.000+08:00

i've changed a new phone afew weeks ago but do not have time to blog about it..

After accompanying me for the past 2 yrs, i finally decided to trade in my Samsung E630C at a relatively low price of $30!!! (due to poor quality and ALOT of scratches + virus + malfuntioning sometimes)

it was such a fabulous phone..

i missed the games..

i missed the alarm tone which woke me up for TWO years...

BUT it is now the time for my new nokia phone, which i had disliked this brand for the past 5 yrs..

With the new nokia 5700 Xpress Music Phone.. its not that hard to imagine..

Experience crystal clear Hi-Fi sound with dedicated audio chip with 3D-surround

sometimes its juz about the music, you, and the people around you.

good pts:

- it has a wonderful feature called the: BLUETOOTH!!!

[pardon my noob-ness as i did not had a phone with bluetooth function.
and my infrared can only tahan samsung.. and only can send contacts info...!!]

bluetooth is realli a wonderful techonology tat lets u send unlimited songs/ringtones/images to other phone despite the model. it allows u to send arcoss even when u are not within the receipient's sight(in the case of my double decker bed).

and... you dun have to aim n aim so close to other hp like when using infrared.

plus, transfer speed is much MUCH faster
(my samsung cant even use infrared althou it has the function OK!)

- 2ndly. 3G technology...

i juz tried my hands on 3G on the 1st day of purchased..
me and my sis were sitting on the floor 2 SQUARES away from each other in our room and was toking thru the phone.. how fun is it....

u can try 3G-ing me next time when you are free......!!!!

bad pts:

- im still not comfortable with the 'c' at the extreme right.... the place where u place the thumb to cancel a word is very awkward..

- and the 2 speakers [on the top left & bottom right) is in a position where i will keep covering it when i held the phone or typing sms-es.

- camera is 2mp. but its alright with mi.

so... i shall conclude tt its a phone tt can match the standard of N73ss....

song Nniaappp phone: $288 - $200 trade-in = $88
pangpang phone: $275 - $30 = $245

[i've been dropping it since i bought it the 2nd day... AArrrgggg]

OPENING

2007-05-20T14:11:00.000+08:00

for an opening entry
i shall post my favourite video!