Tuesday, June 23, 2009

shuang you are spastic

SHUANG2

waahaHHAhha.... i have no idea whether im laughing or crying now.....
to see your reply in your blog... i realli dunno to laugh or cry to have you as my sister sia....

and your stupid email of my 'back', i can imagine ur voice Eeeeeeeeee~~ God Bless you. Eeeeeeee with the STUPID ANNOYing FACE!!

and your name realli suits you alot sia... you are DAM SPASTIC... tats y u are called SHUANG.... SHUANG SPASTIC! which make me look very stupid toking to you liddat.... we comment in FB still not enough.... now still reply each other via blog..

ANYway, realli ah? send the letter as it is meh"? isnt it abit rude?
you got see my salutation anot ah? or u too stupid to understand...
I wrote Dear Mary leh.... not Dear Mary Chia. Im trying to sound nasty sia.
dont need to edit into a more formal letter meh?

EH SERIOUSLY la! stop replying each other in blogs le la.... realli very stupid sia... go home then say la.. ahHHhah.

see im so furious abt wat stupid mary did to me tat i came blogging after a year or a so!


oh and psst!!
as i scroll down ur page i wanted to know wat is so ANNOYING and ended up reading the whole paragraph!!
which made me FULLY ENTERTAINED By ur PLIGHT! haahhah
(and im warning you,. DONT gloat on mine!!)

Monday, June 22, 2009

My complain letter to Mary Chia

My Complaint Letter to Mary Chia
FOR TORTURING ME AND MAKING ME PAy for it!!!!

Dear Mary (chia),

I wish to raise upon your attention of the really bad experience I've encountered in one of your outlets which I find my money spent was really not worth it!

I was being tricked (I tried to find a subsitute for this word, but no other words can express my anger more appropriately) by one of your (china) consultant after my facial to do the stupid gua sha.
cos she said it will release toxic from my body and lighten my face n body pimple scars... (this was after i told her i had to go bintan next week and need to wear swimming costume)

she did mention it will be abit painful during the treatment but i will feel relieve immediately after that. and marks will disappear in 3 days.. so it wont affect my bintan trip.

Anyway, the important point is she said it will not hurt abit after the treatment.
HOWEVER, I am in immense pain now after 20 hours of the treatment that I cant even wear my (under)garments properly without feeling tormented!

I seek your serious attention to this matter for causing my sufferings and disrupt me from being able to go for work.

Lastly, I had made a deposit of $50 for (3+2 times) facial in your century square outlet. Now I sincerely wished I could get it refunded full amount as I have no faith anymore in addition to poor customer services I received during the past month.

However, I wish to compliment all facialist as I have no bad experience with them until now. My facialist especially (Zoe), was very thoughtful and friendly to both me and my sister (who went under my package).

Finally, attached please see a photograph of my back in the miserable state and please tell me its normal. Because I did my research on the internet and evidence says that there will not be any incurred pain after the treatment AND in most situation, it will be red (raw) marks and not PURPLE!! (I was being thought as self-abused.) and i constantly have the feeling of being conned of every minute since i woke up this morning that urged me to write this letter to you.

Mary_Chia_did_this_to_me























and caused me in dwell....
(you wanna knoe wat a dwell is? I'll tell u wat's a dwell !
its A BUNCH OF DEVILS WELLED UP IN HELL!!!!!! AAAARRRRHHH!!)

Regards,
lifang,Lim

Monday, May 19, 2008

some videos to kill the bore

some might have seen this video oredi.

BUT I STILL FIND IT FUNNY

Model Falls, News Anchors Laugh Their Asses Off


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i found this while arranging my photos. **how sweet <3**
PLUS
additional $20 angbao each from some of the doudous.


pangpang present for being a lovely & adorable 19yr-old <=












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"youareblocked.com"

I saw this in my junk mail quite a few times already.

althou i have no intention n uninterested to find out who blocked mi, i still open the mail to find out whether it REALLY is a virus as I'd suspected it to be.

But hotmail virus-filtering thing blocked the content.

so i decided to google "youareblocked.com"


the results returned were mostly tech support, n of cos, http://www.youareblocked.com/


I found a site that might be helpful, it describe briefly wat it is about.
althou some might already know its a 'virus' n wat it does..
no harm reading wat others said right.


http://chocolatefan.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/you-are-blocked-sends-emails/

http://chocolatefan.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/you-are-blocked-msn-virusscam/

“You Are Blocked” sends emails
Posted: 10:54 hours (GMT+8)
I received the following email recently.
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Subject: Somebody has blocked you at MSN Messenger‏
From:
noreply@youareblocked.com on behalf of @hotmail.com
Sent:
Wednesday, March 05, 2008 7:53:24 PM
To:
@hotmail.com
You’re Blocked!
A contact has recommended you to enter in
www.youareblocked.com.The site allows you to find out who has blocked or deleted you from the MSN Messenger
This e-mail comes to your inbox, since you have been recommended by one of your contacts
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What did I say about
not clicking on strange sites?
I guess they’re changing their strategy now. Instead of spamming people through MSN where people can easily figure things out, why not send a harmless-looking email? Most people don’t think twice before forwarding chain-letters, much less clicking a mysterious link.
Links that are sent to you “on behalf” of someone else are hardly worth your time. They are usually sent by websites that your friend joins then for some reason or other decides allow them to access their entire address book by providing their login details. While most websites are harmless and simply want members, hackers and viruses take advantage of this fact to disguise their emails that way.
Easter is coming soon; Be sure that link sent by a greeting card websites really leads to it! When in doubt, check out the website’s reputation through a search-engine before clicking it.


COS I KEEP RECEIVING THIS MAIL FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE!
this just means tat ppl keep getting scammed.
think twice when opening an unknown mail (thou this doesnt seem like wat lifang would sae)


bu ting pangpang yan. chi kui zai yan qian ok.


"it doesnt take you more than a minute to google things up when you are in doubt." - quoted from pangpang


- _ - ** written by pangpang ** - _ -
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

toutou bdae + "KEN LEE" balgarian idol audition!!

jobless me is back into blogging again...
when i do that... it means i m:
a) realli realli bored right now or
b) the entry im abt to post is realli interesting.

in this case, (b).


Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)



Bulgarian Idol Audition

hHAHAHA!!!
I went kbox last Sun to cele doudou de head(toutou) HUI bdae!!
mi n duck got so excited when singing the part

"tulibu libu douchoo!"

HAHAHAHHAA!!




"Ken Lee" - Improved English and Longer version



This one best!
if u can see/hear..
Audience singing along...
AND HAHA!!!
JUDGE SCREAMING AND CHEERING!

p.s. her armpit dam clean and smooth. hahahhhh

oh and i like the female judge.
she's so sexy when she correct her
"you mean 'without you'"

actually her singing not bad sia, jus tat her pronounciation weird weird. ha



Nxt on the list!
Our toutou(head-head) of doudou, ANG HUI TING, 20th BDAE LE!!!!
and 2 days younger de yj!

(left: hui, right: YJ)
Happy Happy 20th Bdae To U!
TO HUI:
Dont worry yet.
You are not old. Just That Im young.=]
I knew u'd like our present.
Enjoy ur last yr of receiving this type of present.
Bcos..
20th means saying g00dBYE to teens!
And the beginning of ....
A sad NEW AND painful ADVENTUROUS LIFE!

"although u are lingYi(ghostly), You are not overlooked by us..
we can sense ur presense.. and u play a really impt part in doudou.
lim li fang will hold u with high respect and dignity."

[Really hope that we can get to live together in future(when we settle down).
I will cook my Zha Ji and u can float around in the house.
AND I oso hope we can really open our own shop too!]

so long.. my fren,
*pangpang*

Friday, March 21, 2008

2nd ktv with doudou

got yen to help mi stick on my fake nails..
and its DAM DIFFICULT to type with such stupid long nails!!!

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wed 19mar

s'pposed to go ubin cycle with ihub ppl...
but due to some reasons....
it was cancelled..
or postponed...

and then i was supposed to meet yirong for the whole day....
but den i woke up only at 4:30pm!!!!
and my hp batt died out...

so i was unreachable in the morning... (bcos stupid ethan from recruitexpress kept calling .. at 8+ am in the morning!!)

and finally after dicussing for several weeks to meet up, i only managed to meet yr at abt 5+pm...
we went pasar malam at our hse there and i spent $20 without remembering wat i've bought...

i was realli shooocked to find out i spent so much when i reached home....
but i guess its ok la... since it has been such a long time since ubi last had pasar malam up....
guess ubi ppl dun realli spend on pasar malam..
so they gave up building here already..

and cos yr felt guilty that she only meet me for 2 hrs and had to leave,
(cos she's oso meeting her other fren later...
also for 2 hrs or so..
he is suppose to pass her her pay and fetch her to expo.)

so she suggested that we 3 go out together so she wont feel guilty...
and i haven even finish my $20 worth of food yet and we had to go down already...

her fren drove us to Carpark H and Changi V. after yr finish with her stuff..
i've never been to this 2 places b4... wahhhh
dam thrilled and excited....

and her fren was nice enough to lend mi drive his car!!!
wwoohh~~~
driving for the 1st time w/o passing my FTT at 100km/hr at east coast...
i even went to the highway..... dam shiok!!



and there's a police car at the opp direction when i was driving....
and i didnt know its a police car..
so i wasnt scared at all and continued driving..
hah! but her fren......


got very nervous.. and keep telling mi to drive IN the middle of the lane....



but he still managed to lead me thru w/o getting caught..



and coincidentally!!!
it turns out that he was in the same JC as my 2nd sis!!
my sis and I kept laughing when i told her abt him...

hahhahha

cos he told me he thinks that girl who eat alot have good personalities!!

HAHHAaaahhH!


and yr and I thot of the cj7 girl!!!!
she must have DAM GOOD PERSONALITY!



when i went home..
my sis went to frenster and msg him: hey! actually i oso eat alot.. den i oso have good personalities right!!

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thur 20mar



met up the 'ktvers' of doudou for partyworld session again (duck bdae we went already)



and we were suppose to meet at 3 at orch.. but again..
i woke up late (at 2pm) and saw i got 8 missed call and 5 sms-es...
(its so werid that i did not hear any sound..)



anyway.. i was out of my house at 330pm and only reach there at 5pm!!!
stupid 63 make me wait for 1 dam hour!!
and in the end i walk to the bus stop outside and den 63 came..

DAMMIT!!



anyway... i only had 3hrs of singing... (cos i was 1 hr late)
but its quite fun, as its the 1st time EVERYONE was singing....

even yen!



went to coffee club to have my muddy mud pie after that..

oohhh..~~~

realli missed it!!! so nice!!

but forgotten to take pic of it...



nonetheless.. here are the pics of the ppl...









at coffee club..

aahhhh~~
finally finish typing....
stupid nails....
obstruct my typing...
leave mi with 5 fingers to type...

(cos i pasted only 4....)



ppl kept complaining i did not update...
but no one seems to tag aft i've updated..

whyyyy.....


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

bdays and pic-ture!

it is now 7am in a sunday morning and miss lim li fang is up and awake.

it is exceptionally unusual....

reason being: I CANT GET TO SLEEP!!

and i have to wake up at 9am in order not to be late meeting ju to go fws hse later...
aaaAAAaaaaRRrrrRrrrrRrrGGGggggggg!!!!
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btw, while i was trying to get to sleep, i found out some interesting stuff

there are more and more ppl around me who share the same birthday!
haha!
some even the same year.

unfortunately....
these people did not get to know each other.
its such a shame that i know them and they dunno each other/not very well

here is the list of ppl involved:
(all IFC ppl)

*2dec Zguoliang/clem
*8dec leonard/welong
14dec Tshuhui (sec fren from BIE)
19dec derrick/Cmeiting
24dec hexiaopang(stanley)
28dec felix

and now

18mar Ksongniap/chenjinwei

Lastly,

24nov89 gavin(f702)/
24nov88 lifang(f508)/
24nov87 crystal(BUS)


*This notes that i am not sure of the date, but they DO share the same bdae!
purple ppl are not related but i just wanna list them out=]


(just sth i thot while i cant get to sleep)
i feel like i missed out someone or got the dates wrong...
aahhh.. nvm its not my bdae DO tell mi if i got them wrong=]
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PIC-TURE!!
(voice of the lady from the casino at cruise)

hAHhHHAA.....




Out with welong auntie christina and lee SE li!

me seLi toilet1
toilet (short)

me seLi toilet2
toilet (tall - same height!)

seLi christ
se li and auntie sung muay tee kah soh

christ me
tee kah soh and me - so happy=]

me solo singing

TKS and mi so engross - singing (either skaterboy or tatayoung song)
christ &amp; me engross

wl christ SeLi
wl TKS & se li

wl and christ 1 wl and christ 2 wl and christ 3
welong and TKS - 3 takes

wl seLi 1 wl seLi 2
wl and se li - 2 takes

wl me 1 wl me 2
he did this when its my turn!=< christ me smack
haiz, TKS de ti kah trotter on my face.....=[

they laughing at my "ANTENNA"!!
christ me antenna

seLi wl deaf
and becos TKS and me singing too ... ENGROSS in singing.

TKS and me, love song - "in Love with you" - jackycheng & regina
christ me loveSong
wl cnt stand it - his hand in protest

Photobucket

seLi me hug leg
so PAISEH we take outside cine ..... waaahAHHAHAH

seLi christ me 1 seLi christ me 2 seLi christ me 3
se li TKS and me - 3 takes at escalator

wl seLi kiss butt wl christ kiss butt
it reads: girl kissing wl butt


Out with se li looking for job


bb tiramisu
tiramisu at cafe cartel

me butterbread
FREE FLOW butter loaf

me seLi greenhat

seLi greenhat me 2fan

me muscle1 me muscle2
muscle and ugly mask

seLi muscle1 seLi muscle2
muscle and weird hat

seLi mE nicepic

seLi me clown seLi me pirate

seLi me dancer1 seLi me dancer2

me zebra seLi pirate me zebra seLi pirate 2

jail front jail side

seli wood1 seli wood2

me wood3

.....END off with ME.......


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